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Lucky Bloke is a condom subscription service where you can order rubbers to be shipped to your house. That in itself is convenient, but the company is also helping the world—and not just from STDs. The company gives 10% of their sales to urgent humanitarian causes, and their current charities are water, UNICEF, and the It Gets Better Project.
But that’s not why you clicked, is it?
The company just launched Mission: Great Sex! - a Global Condom Review & Safe Sex Initiative. Men and women, internationally, in every possible demographic, are welcome to participate in testing and reviewing the world’s best condoms. It’s billed as “the most comprehensive condom review ever conducted” and will feature international brands like Okamoto, Kimono, RFSU, ONE, Lifestyles, Billy Boy, GLYDE, Proper Attire, TROJAN, and Durex. They’re even testing the FC2 Female Condom if you use that one. Reviews will happen in the reviewers’ homes, dorms, or offices—it’s totally up to them. Plus, Lucky Bloke will be sending select reviewers two brand-new condom types that have just come on the market: ONE Tantric Pleasures and TROJAN Charged, Trojan’s sexual enhancement condom.
After reviewers test out the free premium condoms, they complete a simple online questionnaire. Once the survey info has been culled through, Lucky Bloke will then fully release the info on which condoms are really superior to all the rest.
According to the press notes, reviewers’ personal information “will be held in the strictest confidence.”
[Huge thanks to Gay.net]
Lucky Bloke is looking for a few good men, and women.
Mission: Great Sex! - a Global Condom Review & Safe Sex Initiative presented by LuckyBloke.com is seeking men and women, internationally, in every possible demographic to participate in testing and reviewing the world’s best condoms.
This initiative intends to be the most comprehensive condom review ever conducted — truly epic in scope.
Yes, Lucky Bloke is looking for men, women, couples, college students, the newly single, the over forty, the over fifty — you name it…if you are a discerning condom user (novice or expert) who wants to influence the condom world - Lucky Bloke wants you!
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves using the world’s finest condoms - such as: Okamoto, Kimono, GLYDE, Billy Boy, RFSU, ONE, Lifestyles, Proper Attire, Trojan, and Durex - in the comfort and privacy of your own home, lover’s home, dorm, or office…
And select reviewers will be sent two brand-new (just released) to the market condoms: ONE Tantric Pleasures and TROJAN Charged, Trojan’s sexual enhancement condom.
Yes, Lucky Bloke sends you FREE premium condoms and you test them.
Next, you’ll let us know what you think via easy (and totally anonymous!) multiple choice online questionnaires.
Once the extensive data is compiled, Lucky Bloke will notify the world as to which condoms are really superior to all the rest.
“Safe sex should be great sex,” says Lucky Bloke CEO, Melissa White. “The innovations in the condom industry are to be applauded, but their work isn’t over yet. It’s time for discerning condom users across the globe to unite — first testing the best of what’s available and then really weighing in on what they like and what they want. Mission: Great Sex! is an unprecedented platform for starting this discussion.”
Do you have what it takes to become a Lucky Bloke Secret Agent (aka Official Condom Reviewer)?
As a reviewer, your identity can remain our secret.
(Unless you get so excited you tell the world!)
So if you are a man or woman who loves great sex and who won’t compromise on safety — apply!
If chosen, the world’s very best condoms will be sent to your door (free of charge) and all you have to do is share your opinion - which we already know you love to do.
Ready to take your sex life to the next level of safety and pleasure?
Apply at: http://LuckyBloke.com/GreatSex
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