Seriously, holy absolutely, funny!  Enjoy.

Seriously, holy absolutely, funny!  Enjoy.

Oh…  Just when you think you have seen it all. ;)

Oh…  Just when you think you have seen it all. ;)

Yes, another from someecards - but this one…well, it speaks for itself. ;)
[Why is “patience” a virtue? Why can’t “hurry the fuck up” be a virtue? < still laughing…]

Yes, another from someecards - but this one…well, it speaks for itself. ;)

[Why is “patience” a virtue? Why can’t “hurry the fuck up” be a virtue? < still laughing…]

Why yes, yes, you are.  ;) 
Gotta love confidence.  &#8230;

Why yes, yes, you are.  ;) 

Gotta love confidence.  …

or BOYFRIEND&#8230; ;)

or BOYFRIEND… ;)

There&#8217;s an old saying, &#8220;All the world&#8217;s problems could be solved by people knowing what their job is, and what their job is not.&#8221;  Congress, clearly, needs a reminder.

There’s an old saying, “All the world’s problems could be solved by people knowing what their job is, and what their job is not.”  Congress, clearly, needs a reminder.

People keep telling me that the &#8216;right person&#8217; will come along. I think mine&#8230; 
Been there.
[Everyone can relate at some point in their life! ;)]

People keep telling me that the ‘right person’ will come along. I think mine…

Been there.

[Everyone can relate at some point in their life! ;)]

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug. ;)
Word!
For clarification&#8230; whore (noun): a woman who engages in sexual acts for money&#160;: prostitute&#8230;  ;)

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug. ;)

Word!

For clarification… whore (noun): a woman who engages in sexual acts for money : prostitute…  ;)

Clever&#8230;

Clever…

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