Seriously, holy absolutely, funny! Enjoy.
Yes, another from someecards - but this one…well, it speaks for itself. ;)
[Why is “patience” a virtue? Why can’t “hurry the fuck up” be a virtue? < still laughing…]
There’s an old saying, “All the world’s problems could be solved by people knowing what their job is, and what their job is not.” Congress, clearly, needs a reminder.
People keep telling me that the ‘right person’ will come along. I think mine…
[Everyone can relate at some point in their life! ;)]
Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug. ;)
For clarification… whore (noun): a woman who engages in sexual acts for money : prostitute… ;)