We cannot lie

We cannot lie

That’s right, everywhere you take your penis! Please take note of the list of things NOT to use a condom with. A lot of oils (which is good, latex is not oil compatible) and also sandpaper which makes us wonder what people were doing with sandpaper at this point in time!

That’s right, everywhere you take your penis! Please take note of the list of things NOT to use a condom with. A lot of oils (which is good, latex is not oil compatible) and also sandpaper which makes us wonder what people were doing with sandpaper at this point in time!

jaythenerdkid:

lucyandlouise:

Some other facts about Josephine Baker (Freda Josephine McDonald)

  • She first married at the age of 13
  • She danced alongside Ethel Waters at the Plantation Club in New York City
  • She tried to bring her career to America in 1936 but the racism forced her back to France
  • She was a member of the Free French forces during WWII
  • She also worked for the French Resistance during WWII. She smuggled messages in her underwear and music sheets.
  • She was awarded the Croix de Guerre and the Legion of Honour for her work with the French military
  • She was married 4 times
  • She adopted 12 children from around the world
  • She attended the March on Washington and was one of the speaker’s
  • In 1973 she finally got to perform at Carnegie Hall in NYC
  • Princess Grace of Monaco was a friend of Josephine Baker
  • Josephine Baker died in her sleep of a cerebral hemorrhage on April 12, 1975 at the age of 69
  •  Over 20,000 people attended her funeral procession in Paris
  • May 20th is Josephine Baker Day as declared by the NAACP because of her Civil Rights work

Sources: wikipedia

always reblog this fucking fabulous lady

Fabulous sexiness! Also, if you are ever in NYC swing by Chez Josephine, a bistro owned by one of Josephine’s sons. It’s awesome! 

Useful information for Anal August!

Seriously, you are lovely. 

Seriously, you are lovely. 

No matter how you “sin”, you are more than welcome here! 

No matter how you “sin”, you are more than welcome here! 

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view.

Edward Abbey (via fables-of-the-reconstruction)

Whatever your adventure, we’ve got you covered at Lucky Bloke

Cozy and sexy are sometimes the same…

Cozy and sexy are sometimes the same…

What a lovely way to wake up!

What a lovely way to wake up!

fuckyeahsexeducation:

Image via Tumblr user crusherccme, found in 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook.

fuckyeahsexeducation:

Image via Tumblr user crusherccme, found in 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook.

Gorgeous.

Gorgeous.

Yes, it kind of makes us swoon….

Yes, it kind of makes us swoon….

I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.
Edgar Allan Poe (via observando)